Porn and Football
There are two things that women may never completely understand about men. One is their obsession with football and the other is their obsession with porn. You may be wondering what inspired me to contemplate this subject but at this very moment my husband and his friends are in the other room watching some big football game, eating and drinking beer, and basically yelling like animals at the television. The behavior that they are exhibiting at this moment has me bewildered and I realize that most women are probably just as confused by how men are transformed into beasts when a football game comes on, as I am. My normally calm peaceful husband is right now dropping f-bombs at the television and his face is an unnatural shade of red. It is a side of him that I really never see outside of the televised football games. It has prompted me to ponder how much or how little men and women understand each other. My conclusion is that men do not understand anything about women and women understand everything about men except for their love of porn and football.
It amazes me how guys can separate these two particular interests from their relationships with their wives or girlfriends. A man can be in the happiest, most sexually fulfilling relationship but he will still turn to porn as a means of gratification or even amusement. The same is true when it comes to football. Once the football game comes on, a man forgets that his significant other even exists, unless of course she is making the game time snacks. Even the most devoted of husbands or boyfriends suddenly lose interest in anything related to their spouse or females in general when a football game is on, unless of course you count the drooling over the cheerleaders. To prove this point, I just walked into the room and asked the guys what was going on in the game and it was like I was speaking to a giant wall, but my husband did call to me as I walked back out of the room and asked if I would put their food in the oven for them. I am sure that many women put in my position would get very angry and upset, but I find it actually very amusing. I figure that us women need to accept the fact that there are two things that men are never going to give up for us, and that is football and porn.
If your spouse ignores you during a football game it is not because they don’t love you, but instead because those three hours are their time to be sports obsessed crazy maniacs and they really do not want to involve you in such ugly behavior. I once heard a very strange and disturbing statistic and I was never really convinced it was true, but now I am starting to think that there may have been a grain of truth to it. I cannot remember the exact numbers, but it was that a good percentage of wife-beating cases actually took place while a man was watching a football game or shortly after one. In no way am I condoning this type of conduct, but I can see what would spur a man to go this far. They build up so much rage and anger when they watch a football game that if some external force (such as a nagging wife) were to cross their path, then they would have a tendency to release this rage. My advice to wives and girlfriends everywhere is to let your guys alone while they are involved with a football game, or basically any stressful sporting event. This advice applies to your man’s interest in porn as well. You just have to let them have it and accept it. The more you try to fight football and porn, the more you will push your guy away, or perhaps even worse.
Now before all you men get so excited, there are some guidelines for you to follow as well. You should try to limit your sports-obsessed behavior to one day per week, preferably Sunday. If you have or wife or girlfriend, you will need to limit your sporting events to that one day where they cannot nag you about it. The same advice applies to your porn consumption. You really should try to limit it to the times and places where your spouse is not around to witness you ogling other women doing naughty things. Secondly, if you want to hang out with your buddies watching the football game, then you and your buddies should cook your own game food and fetch your own game beers. Your women are not around to be your silent serving wenches. Similarly if you are going to use porn for your gratification, do not expect your women to do the clean up (if you know what I mean). Lastly, if you are going to take over the house on a Sunday with your stinky, messy friends, then you really cannot say anything when your wife or girlfriend wants to have the girls over for a quilting or Tupperware party on a Monday night. When it comes to porn, if you do it, then she can do it as well. If you get to eyeball lesbians going at it, then it is perfectly okay for your spouse to salivate over pictures of naked men.
So you see when it comes to football and porn, it is all about compromise. We can try to be more understanding about your quirky behavior when it comes to sports and porn, as long as you men realize that it is a two way street and you have to be understanding about issues that are just as important to us women.
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Ronit panwar says: Xxx |
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Ronit panwar says: Xxx |
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Lissa says: That's way the bteesst answer so far! |
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shico says: thats completly right |
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